Q- how long does it take a craftsperson in the balkans to make a leather belt from scratch?
A- "usually about three days." but each one varies.

Q- if you could time travel, when, where…
A- we're already time travelers.

Q- what’s the best alphabet?
A- good question. the ancient indus script. it’s undeciphered.

Q- what’s the best beatles song?
A- “tomorrow never knows.”

Q- what’s the worst one?
A- “the long & winding road.”

Q- how did julius caesar die?
he was stabbed by senators.
Q- what is the future for tinkertown?
A- the same as yours.

Q- how can someone be remembered?
A- carve your face on to monumental stone monoliths or get it printed on money.